Really Early Morning Nonsense

My day began really really early today and my body is still recovering from the past few days aches and sluggishness and my skull from 24 hours pounding given by my brain, so this is nonsense in the real sense. Please read ahead at your risk.

Protagonist: Sukanya Iyer

Amrita Ramanathan

Shivani Wadehra

Guest Appearance: V. Aishwarya

Let me give the background first: Its my uncle's birthday today. Something completely unrelated to the previous sentence but still relevant to the topic. The protagonist talk about the stuff that people do not want to and are shy about- The most common four letter word that begins with a 'S'.(I already warned you)

Really sleepy sukanya and Shivani are trying to sleep over each other but in vain. They are woken up by V.Aishwarya who is cribbing about how uncle did not reply to her text.

Sukanya offers some sane explanatons but to no avail.

Sukanya: He would not received

Aishwarya: He did.

Sukanya: Maybe he was busy.

Aishwarya: At 1200 hours

Sukanya: He was sleeping

Aishwarya: He replied to everyone but not me...

At this exasperated, Shivani(me) chimed in on the conversation

Shivani: Aishwarya he does not love you.

Aishwarya: Yes .(followed by a very loooooong NO)

Shivani: Well, Isnt that what you wanted to hear.

The protagonists burst into laughter for no apparent reason other than the fact that they were woken up real early.

And now since the stimulus had been provided, they start talking about their favourite topic much to the indignation of others around. The discussions ensued on the impact of Obstructive Jaundice on the S word while people around were so willing to kill them but hey no one had the strength to do anything but listen in and get disgusted.

Well now that you have read it thoroughly and have been disgusted I will now take your leave.

Goodbye and thankyou for reading this shit(pun intended)

Diwali

Well this is how I see Diwali. Call me whatever you want.

We give gifts to each other on Diwali and in turn expect gifts from them. Look at it this way now -- when someone gives you a gift the equation on one side is heavier than the other so in order to equalize you also give them a gift which once again leads to a equilibrium state. My question here being --Why in the first place destroy the equilibrium?

Secondly, Diwali heralds coming back of Lord Ram to Ayodhya and that is the reasson why we burst crackers in order to show our happiness on His return. But the level of pollution that we generate because of this(happiness) , Lord Ram would prefer to stay back in the jungle than inhale all those pollutants.

Well so I think that Diwali is nothing but a capitalist conspiracy.