A new species of Homo Sapiens has been found. The details are as follows
Scientific Name: Homo designerectus Sapiens
Language: English with fake american/ australian accent
Places of Inhabitation: anything upmarket like connaught place etc
Appearance: Designer starting from hair, face basically everything looks as if it has gone under some kind of knife
Here the details of my encounter with one such being
Metro is an integral part of my life and it is here that I spend an hour daily. There was this lady sitting next to me looked normal( HOMO SAPIENS) but then she felt hungry. In the metro, you are not allowed to eat anything (since Indians as yet have not learnt the art of keeping their surrounding clean, it's not paper taught in any B-School Damn the B-Schools)
Anyways this lady started eating but nobody said anything as feeling hungry is very natural process, what insinuated homo sapiens around was what followed the eating part. She dropped rice which fell on her bag on the floor.
Homo sapiens around objected but she being a superior specie and having a higher volume and completely incomprehensible definition of "sorry" got her way. This was the conversation that ensued.
Homo Sapiens (HS): Please pick that up. Do not throw it on the floor
Homo Designerectus Sapiens: I am sorry but it's under the seat
HS: Please pick it. You are not allowed to eat in the metro.
HDS: listen LADY! I was hungry and I have apologised.
(last when i heard apologising meant correcting what you have done wrong. OOPS sorry forgot SUPERIOR SPECIE)
HS(reiterating):Please pick it. You are not allowed to eat in the metro.
HDS : I have already apologised and you do not have to re-Iterate it agan and agan
(re- Iterate was spoken as two words "Re" and "IITERATE" . have to call up Oxford Dictionary and ask them to change the pronunciation and "agan and agan" is supposed to be " again and again")
But homo sapiens being the inferior specie here lost the war on account of low volume.
DAMN IT
Scientific Name: Homo designerectus Sapiens
Language: English with fake american/ australian accent
Places of Inhabitation: anything upmarket like connaught place etc
Appearance: Designer starting from hair, face basically everything looks as if it has gone under some kind of knife
Here the details of my encounter with one such being
Metro is an integral part of my life and it is here that I spend an hour daily. There was this lady sitting next to me looked normal( HOMO SAPIENS) but then she felt hungry. In the metro, you are not allowed to eat anything (since Indians as yet have not learnt the art of keeping their surrounding clean, it's not paper taught in any B-School Damn the B-Schools)
Anyways this lady started eating but nobody said anything as feeling hungry is very natural process, what insinuated homo sapiens around was what followed the eating part. She dropped rice which fell on her bag on the floor.
Homo sapiens around objected but she being a superior specie and having a higher volume and completely incomprehensible definition of "sorry" got her way. This was the conversation that ensued.
Homo Sapiens (HS): Please pick that up. Do not throw it on the floor
Homo Designerectus Sapiens: I am sorry but it's under the seat
HS: Please pick it. You are not allowed to eat in the metro.
HDS: listen LADY! I was hungry and I have apologised.
(last when i heard apologising meant correcting what you have done wrong. OOPS sorry forgot SUPERIOR SPECIE)
HS(reiterating):Please pick it. You are not allowed to eat in the metro.
HDS : I have already apologised and you do not have to re-Iterate it agan and agan
(re- Iterate was spoken as two words "Re" and "IITERATE" . have to call up Oxford Dictionary and ask them to change the pronunciation and "agan and agan" is supposed to be " again and again")
But homo sapiens being the inferior specie here lost the war on account of low volume.
DAMN IT
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